Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
We got so high we made milksteak
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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