my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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