Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
please don't ironically join a cult
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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