too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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