Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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