Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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