Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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