nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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