guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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