I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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