Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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