Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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