I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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