I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Randomize
