David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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