My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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