Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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