halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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