well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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