evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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