brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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