ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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