I'm pants shitting drunk right now
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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