): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's shark week go big or go home
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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