I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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