scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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