My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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