I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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