would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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