at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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