oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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