My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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