She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Randomize