Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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