Heybabeimwearingurpanties
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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