Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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