whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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