You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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