i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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