I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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she told me i tasted like america
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize