At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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