Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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