my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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