I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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