porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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