I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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