She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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