whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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