Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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