Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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