Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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