If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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