whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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