READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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