Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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