8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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