margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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