oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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