yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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