yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Ladies don't puke and tell
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
