we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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